ARTICLE A. 🔼

An absurd AustrAlien alliterated affair. 🔼

Aliens arrive adjacent Adelaide apothecary, abducting Andy Anderson, an appealing Asian apprentice alchemist.

Australian authorities announce amber alert about Andy Anderson.

Aerial armament aggressively ablates advanced alien aircraft armour.

Aliens abscond "ABORT! ABORT!", accelerating away. Abandoning Andy Anderson, afraid, alone, above Adelaide.

All applaud accurate aiming Australian airmen.

Australian Alien Affair alliterated articles adorn airwaves.

Arthur, artisanal author and authoritative artist, authors articles accrediting academics alliterating about aliens.

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Artful alliterations are always amusingly awesome.

Alternatively, artificially awful alliterations are annoying and attract angry adults.

Alarmingly, alliteration aficionados agree absolutely.

Alas alliteration addicted aardvarks argue admonishingly.

Appalling altercations abound about allegedly abused adjectives and adverb atrocities.

Alliteration Apocalypse!

Alice abruptly accuses "All alliterationistas are Anarchists!"

Ariel appreciates alliterations approvingly.

Albert, abandoning apathy, asserts "Anti-alliteration apologists abhor absolutism. "

Ancient Abigail adjudicates attentively, assuring "adhoc arbitrariness".

All arise! Attorneys argue. Audience aghast.

Alice appeals abjectly.

Aliens arrested and apologize, adorable Andy Anderson accepts apology.

Adversaries accept arrangement.

Australian Alien Alliteration Apocalypse averted!

Article A addendum - alphabetically advancing AlliterationZ 🔼

Alien bystanders clownishness deserves enormous fanfare; giving historic interviews, just kidding local media, needling old professional questioners; riding some truly unusual, vividly wild, xylophone yeeting zebras.

Zetan yearning xenobiologists want very ugly terrans, some really quite pretty, or normal mortals, loving klingon jokes in human guise. Funniest ever dramedy, claim bragging aliens.

Attribution: 🔼

Author admits - am awfully annoying alliterating arsehole.

AHH! AI arrives, abuses author's artificial app attic agressively. Absolutely annoying arseholes.

Afterword: 🔼

After analysis, Anna awards ARTICLE A an "A+".


Notes 🔼

Andy Anderson let me use his name, so long as I referred to him as adorable.

My friend Anna really did award it an A+.

In case it isn't obvious, and I have had to explain this before, alphabetically advancing AlliterationZ is the name I concocted for a 26 word phrase where each word starts with the next letter of the alphabet. Then I do it again, in reverse.  My first alphabetically advancing AlliterationZ -

A bad cantrip describing excessive flatulence, giving horrible inhalations just killing local men near old phosphate quarry.  Riding some truly unusual, vividly wild, xylophone yeeting zebras.

I'm a figment of the 'nets imagination, living in the future, waiting for the rest of the world to catch up.